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PostSubject: Craigslist find borrowed from the creepers   Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:32 pm

If only true this is excellent.............





revenge in a craigslist way

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this is reportedly a real ad from craigslist in savanna GA

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.



First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!



I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].



After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!



I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]



I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.



Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.



The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).



In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

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PostSubject: Re: Craigslist find borrowed from the creepers   Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:22 am

In a perfect America we could all handle things that way!! deadhorse

In this version of America we would end up in jail or sued for everything we own or both!!
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PostSubject: Re: Craigslist find borrowed from the creepers   Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:34 am

Its getting closer and closer to having to handle things that way..


Just like the cowboy told the muslim.......................... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Craigslist find borrowed from the creepers   Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:05 pm

some of us took the oath of office, in it "defend our Consitution against enemies FORGIN and DOMESTIC"', the way I see it ladies, today's leadership is Domestic, with a lot of forgin attributes.

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PostSubject: Re: Craigslist find borrowed from the creepers   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:05 am

I will say a kimber is a very sweet 45, comfortable and the most accurate pistol I own. Well until I lost all my guns when my boat tipped over in the bay - so sad.
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PostSubject: Re: Craigslist find borrowed from the creepers   Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:36 am

Uh; just where abouts was that in the bay........................just curious!!
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