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PostSubject: Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end!   Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:03 pm

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got
some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good,
and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things
aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a
martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less
somber. There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old
friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The
woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've
been diagnosed with AIDS.'
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences
and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you
just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??''
Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
after I'm gone.'
And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your
Affairs In Order.'

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and
touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected


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