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PostSubject: Joke de Jour   Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:54 pm

How bad is the economy?



The
economy is so
bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



It's so bad, I
ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you
afford fries with that?"




The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing
miniature golf.




The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check
marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and
ask if they meant you or
them.




The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are
trading
higher than GM.




The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired
their nannies and learned their children's names.




The economy is so bad a
truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.




The economy is so
bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.




The economy is so bad Motel 6
won't leave the light on anymore.




The economy is so bad the Mafia is
laying off judges.




The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25
Congressmen.




And finally...

Congress
says they
are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal.




Oh....
Great! The guy
who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the
people who made $1.5
Trillion disappear!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke de Jour   Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:51 am

Spot on!!!!!!!!!!
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