If a *conservative* doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a *liberal *doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a *conservative* is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat.
If a *liberal* is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a *conservative* sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how
to defeat his enemy.
A liberal *wonders how to surrender gracefully.
If a *conservative *is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a *liberal* is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a person of color is *conservative*, they see themselves as
; independently successful.
Their *liberal *counterparts see themselves as victims in need
of government protection.
If a *conservative* is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A *liberal *wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a *conservative* doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels.*
Liberals* demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a *conservative* is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A *liberal *non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless itâ€
s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a *conservative *decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A *liberal* demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a *conservative *slips and falls in a store, he gets up,
laughs and is embarrassed.
If a *liberal *slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like
he's in labor and then sues.
If a *conservative* reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.
A *liberal *will delete it because he's "offended".