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PostSubject: A conservative   Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:57 pm

If a *conservative* doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a *liberal *doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


If a *conservative* is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat.
If a *liberal* is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.


If a *conservative* sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how
to defeat his enemy.
A liberal *wonders how to surrender gracefully.


If a *conservative *is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a *liberal* is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


If a person of color is *conservative*, they see themselves as
; independently successful.
Their *liberal *counterparts see themselves as victims in need
of government protection.


If a *conservative* is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A *liberal *wonders who is going to take care of him.


If a *conservative* doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels.*
Liberals* demand that those they don't like be shut down.


If a *conservative* is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A *liberal *non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it’️s a foreign religion, of course!)


If a *conservative *decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A *liberal* demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a *conservative *slips and falls in a store, he gets up,
laughs and is embarrassed.
If a *liberal *slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like
he's in labor and then sues.


If a *conservative* reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.
A *liberal *will delete it because he's "offended".

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