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PostSubject: Polish Sausage   Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:17 am

Polish Sausage




Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog would you ask if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?�

The clerk says, 'Well, no!'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

'Well, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

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PostSubject: Re: Polish Sausage   Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:41 pm

heheheheeee.
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PostSubject: Re: Polish Sausage   Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:49 pm

Humer is so important in our world today more than ever before, everyone takes life to seriously, and forgets, you only live once, so live it fully and if you can do it with a Smile even better. Thanks for the appreciation.

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PostSubject: Re: Polish Sausage   Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:57 pm

A little humor; just what I needed this evening! cheers
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