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PostSubject: A blond joke!   Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:06 am

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin, Ireland were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the damn car in the garage this time."

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PostSubject: I agree   Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:22 pm

I was married to a blonde like that for 15 years, sometimes you could tell after you explained something she was lying when she said she got it.
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PostSubject: Re: A blond joke!   Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:11 am

yes sir.... I too have see the 1000 yard blond dear in the headlights stare.
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PostSubject: Re: A blond joke!   Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:41 am

I had to actually cut and paste that to a email sent to the ex wife.. Wonder what kind of reply I will get.... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A blond joke!   Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:13 am

I have been with a blond for 17 years....nothing she says or does surprises me anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: A blond joke!   Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:18 pm

LMAO.. That was good
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